What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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