Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Justin with a hat.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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