- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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