- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Brain fart

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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