A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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