- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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