- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Your mother just died.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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