why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

smell the vitamin C

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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