Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

chinga tue madre Ryan

I have read the terms and conditions

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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