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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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