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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Nickelback.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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