- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

White men's rights

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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