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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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