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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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