what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Matt is a Duster!

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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