How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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knock knock There's no door

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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