- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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