- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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