What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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