- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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