Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Penis

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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