Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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