Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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