- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mogok Papiti.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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