- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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