What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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I enjoy Popcorn

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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think twice or at least think

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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