How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Guest what? Dog

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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