- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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