- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Thats what she said

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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