A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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