A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Black people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Ily bae

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What did the fish say after he

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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