- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A paralysed man falls over.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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