"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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