Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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