- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Religion.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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