- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Matt is a Duster!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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