- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

womens rights.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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