- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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