Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Kevin and Ramin

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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