Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats up and also down? your mum

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Drew Knowles is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

thumb_up thumb_down +2

* anti-punchline

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Politics

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops