Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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