A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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