- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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