Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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