- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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