Dwight Howard

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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