What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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