A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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