A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

8=> >->-o

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

ejaculation JLR

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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