How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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