roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Chicken

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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