- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

ask me if i am a tree. no.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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