- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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