- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

alex is cool

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Santa isn't real

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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