- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

PENIS that is all

belly button

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

non poop

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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