- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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