- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

knock knock whos there? nobody

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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