- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Racial Equality

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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