- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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