I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Your life

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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