- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

this is stupid .... yep

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What did the man say to his doctor?

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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