- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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