How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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John lazzaro likes dick

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Tim likes girls

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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