Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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silver bullet?

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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