- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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