- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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