- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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