What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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