whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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