Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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TIMMY

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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