Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

guess what what ...

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Fat people

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A seal walks into a club.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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