- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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