what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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mikey is cute

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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