- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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