flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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You sick fiend

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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