Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Barack Obama

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

where is the world?

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

lol

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Your text.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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