- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

No soap radio

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Rebecca Black's career.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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