Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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