You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Chicken

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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