Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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A van drives into a car.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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