Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Abortion.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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