- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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