- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

No soap radio

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I put my baby in a microwave.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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