- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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