- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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