Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Screw it you write the joke.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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