How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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