- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

SUCK MY NUTS

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

the lemon was sweet.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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