What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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