How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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