Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

flavin's head

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A gay man watches football.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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