A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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