- Anti Joke

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.