There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Hi.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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sorry got to poo

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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