- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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