what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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