What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Ham sandwich

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Hello penis

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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