A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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