- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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