What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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