Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call an arab ?

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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