What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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black people

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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