Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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which one is easiest

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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