- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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